2nd day part 2- much crying and sobbing

Sorry readers if this takes a while or I mess up (AGAIN) but I've just messed up hugely, yes I've just killed someone, some poor pitiful creature. Seriously, all I did was do what my dad said and if I get in to trouble I should using my playing cards for throwing weapons, what I didn't realise is they were deadly. seriously one minuet its a normal playing card then as soon as it left my hand the thing began glowing a soft green colour and then ripped in to the poor guys neck and he went down blood pouring from the wound

I KILLED HIM, I BLO OWE (sorry Andy just rammed his claws in to my thigh, what's that for you daft rabbit, what do you mean its not my fault, I was the one that killed him, ow yer I suppose your right, yer)

sorry for that Andy makes a good point, if I hadn't killed him he would of been killed by someone else in the group, or hurting someone, my dad obviously gave me the cards to protect me and the group, yer thanks for that Andy, (though next time try not make me bleed, yes you did I can feel it running down my leg, I'm going to have to walk around with tissue strapped to my leg till I see Jake now, wow that a good point, might have to go and see him privately, these jeans don't really allow me to show off my thigh in public, might have to change in to my shorts)

anyway what else happen this morning- well the tarot card that strange African woman gave me really work, shame she died cos there amazing, I mean I did what my dad said and dealt them out till I felt the urge to stop and then as soon as a question was asked and I turned a card over there was a new picture on the other side, so awesome, and yet the turned back soon afterwords so cool

in other news a new set of people seemed to have joined the group (kind of introduced them a bit last week)

the guy with the jag is called Tigre (seriously what kind of name is that, glad my parents had sense to give me a name I could spell or even say) and his cool jaguar Xochitl how on earth do you say that? though it is rather cool wish I had one maybe I should swap Andy for one (what you just assaulted my leg, I suppose you did stop me going in to depressed Meg mode, fine I'll forgive you, this once)

Then there is Dominic a nice looking guy but he is walking round in a trench coat all the time, and something about his eyes just seem to unnervy me, its like there not realy alive (and if you don't believe me Andy agrees)

Then there is Harry the cop guy, and he slightly unnerves me, I mean he walks around opening carrying a gun, and not just any gun supposedly its a '.44 magnum, the most powerful gun in the world' (seriously that's what he said before he shot the guy in the knees, the poor guy had no knee left, maybe I should of aimed for my guy's knee not just thrown my card and hoped, what the only thing I ever (play) fought before is Andy, and well tickle his belly and you can do anything to him)

the only other thing is that Kory has a crazy scythe thing that also a shotgun, don't ask me how it works as soon as the bad guys turn up she pulls it from her inside pocket and a second later its a shotgun, though she isn't the greatest shot she blew a guys head off, but it was the guy I'd ripped his throat out with (yes I suppose he was a mad throthing toll blood taking manic still no need to put 10 holes in my leg Andy)

so anyway sorry if this is a bit mixed up, I'm a tad still mixed up about stuff, and well Andy attacked me (though I do get to spend time with jake, and you stoped me going to to kory mode lol) so all in all an odd day at least the cop guy didn't arrest me, might have to talk to him about how you aim to disable people rather than kill them, I bet I do some nice damage to thighs muscles with the cards which might be useful, o and I'm typing this off my new cool phone (yep we get a new phone when we get to the island cos of the fact the signal is a bit strange over here it does a load of cool stuff like connect to the net and thing)

anyway I've just about survived 1 and 2/3s of a day, wow my life has taken a stange twist since moving her

love Meg and Andy (the rabbit assaulter!!)

2nd day! woot I survived part 1

hello bloggers and welcome to my 2nd blog- I've survived 2 days no- woot go me

well the day started intresting to say the least, I woke up to the sound of some strange bird coawing and 2 people screaming and groaning- I though about going to investigate, but according to andy the couple next door were already at it- some people, it was 10 to 8 in the morning

anyway with that sorted I got a shower before sitting down to my bowl of coco pops, and desided to text jack see if he had any plans- well he invited me round for breakfast, and I mean a full on english breakfst (why do they call it that considing we having it ireland too??) well the dissision took about a micro second in my head- full english breakfast with the hotest guy on the island, or cocopops on my own with just andy, well I was out of my dorms so quick I forgot that I'd yet to put makeup on or dry my hair (though I rembered to pick up my brief case- no andy I would of rembered if you hadn't said it)

anyway I wander over to jacks house and after a bit of luck by happening to pass a jogger who pointed out jacks house (he had hermies on his jacket, I dout it was him though, why would hermies be jogging on our island?) I knocked and waited

turns out jack had forgoten to change out of his PJs, the problem was he slept nude, so I got a bit of a shock when he opened the door, I think andy nearly choked (not realy what you want to see when your about to have suasuage and egg for breakfast!)

anyway after a bit of friendly reminding he went and got stuff on while I finnished cooking the breakfast and then jack came back and we talked for a bit, I even met a few of his house mates, seriously that house seems to be full of hot guys, might have to spend more time round there

anyway 1.2 way through breakfast I rembered that I'd yet to use my tarot cards (o.k. fine andy you remined me) and so I quickly nipped to the loo, and delt them out how my dad told me, and well the message came back watch out for new blood- which was compleatly useless at the time and so I used the time to dry my hair (woops I've left my head towel in jake's bathroom, hope he doesn't mind, maybe another excuess to go round for breakfast) and use some stage make up to look presntable (not the best thing in the world for flerting with hot guy, but its better than nothing)

anyway the the other hot guy (turns out he is a DJ) said that he had his scedual and then I suddenly relised I hadden't got mine- woops- so I made the worlds quickest bacon sandwhich (what jake had made enough for like a small magic troop, I might as well take some with me) before running out of the house towards arwens office

however jake caught up with me, (wow hot and fast) and told me we don't start till next week, so we desided to explore the town while on the way we talked about our parents and stuff, turned out we both had a fairly good relationship with them, when they bother to show up and other stuff before we almost walked in to a guy with a jaguar just walking arround (yes it was slightly scary, I'm glad I had jake next to me for comfort) however andy went nuts, took one look at the thing, did some kind of rabbit scream and then threw him self at me (yes you did andy the only other time I've see you move that fast is when some lady rabit invites you down her burrow- and don't lie I've seen you) so I had to hold him

anyway turns out the guy is someone from uni and the jaguar is the 'animal part of his soul' which sounds realy cool, though its something to do with his parents so I can't have one which is a shame I mean it can talk and everything

anyway we got talking and turns out he is looking for this professer cop or something and that something is making people fight a dragon

well at the word dragon andy did his weird scream thing and dived down the nearest hole possible, the only problem was that was my top and he dug his way inside my bra, and so spent the rest of the time between my boobs quivering, nowthat is a odd feeling, and as I couldn't get to him with out like taking everything off, I though it best to leave him there for the time being (though jake did offer to get him out, I almost said yes but then rembered we had only known each other a day, and my dad would prob disaprove, maybe next time there are "dragons about" (lol, andy did his weird scream again,its kind of cute and funny I might have to record it next time, honnestly andy your a big wimp)

anyway jake made a huge fool of him self (which had me in stiches) by mixing up his big cats and realy offening the guy and his jaguar (I mean one you got over the fact it was a jaguar and relised it was quite 'tame and civilised' in some ways- yes andy it was, it wouldn't of had you for breakfast, maybe if you wern't perving on my you would of relised that)

anyway sometime duering all of that (what I was distracted by jake making a fool of him self and a fury shaking ball in my bra), the cop turns up and sort of sorts things out 

anyway jake says he might be able to hipnotise the guy with the jaguar in to rembering all the detals for the cop, and then gets out a watch and does all the normal hipnotis stuff- that is so cool, might get him to teach me for my show, would be something diffrant, we could practace on andy (yes andy I'm serious, I'm not having you burrying in to my bra everytime there is a big monster about, seriously you mannaged to scrach me and I only cliped your claws yesterday)



anyway turns out the 5 guys who had been attacked had been given some meat off a troll, or something like that (blame my shaking third brest- hang on a second if women has 3 nipples do they have 3 breasts??) and then there was something to do with herbs and red quicksiver, which I've never heard of however we mannage to get a trail on the troll

we get so far and relised the trail splits in two, and so while the rest of them work out what to do I rember the other side of the tarrot cards magic and offer to ask the fates some questions

well thats part one guys, its kind of late so I'll get part two up tomorrow hopefully by then andy hasn't dived down my pants, other wise I'll put him in his cage and not talk to him for a week (yes andy I could do that, I can spend more time flerting with jake then)

night all, and no guys you can't do a andy and hide between my boobs, if andy had a face you could slap I would of done, well that and a shaking rabbit is kind funny,

see you later and keep reading

meg (and andy the scardy cat rabbit)

1st day on the island

hi all, mystical megan here, reporting to all my friends back home on my time here at uni her on turtle island, note andy also says hi to you all (andy get off the keyboard, your claws scrach the keys)

It was my first day on the island today with a load of other people who are moving her and there seems to be a lot going on, I eventally mannaged to pack all my stuff together and get it off the boat (what my cloaths were all in my suit case, andy was blanced on top of that, then I had my back pack with my laptop and stuff in, and then my magic case, a lot of stuff for a small girl like me)

anyway got off and went over to this table for all the new students were this big mintor thing and a guy were standing there welcoming us all, who introduced him self as Aunwn (andy says he was a famous warlord or something like that, why would a famous warlord give up his time to teach us?) , turns out the guy is my uncle or something like that, why is family history so complicated.

anyway so while I'm trying to sort my self out, this realy hot guy comes over and begins chatting me up, and man he is hot, in fact I'm blushing just thinking about him, yep my knees are even going now anyway we start talking, and he is also realy nice, turns out he is one of the greek guys, which is cool, wonder if he has any of that fancy armour the roman and them lot wore, cos that would be cool

anyway there is a few others, for example kory, who andy thinks is greek, though she doesn't say much and looks a bit depressed, poor girl, might have to talk to her more when I'm not tonge tied with Jack (seriously girls I'll get a pic with him later, he will get your pantys in a twist just looking at him) she seems a bit quiet, though she does have a cool pegusus, supsodily its her uncle, though don't know how that works, maybe like andy he used to be human and then got stuck as a horse (andy stop getting rabbit spit all over my laptop and eat your carrot over there, honnestly why can't my dad get me a house trained magican in rabbit form)

Also there is Tabitha a teacher who teaches histoy, and and is a scion of throth which makes andy happy, supposidly throth is a realy big godly mage or something, and andy realy likes him, I probibly learn more about him off my cource

so any way this Aunwn shows us round a bit, and turns out he is my dorm leader, however the rest of the people are in other dorms, so I'm going to have to make some new friends

anyway we turn up at this arena thing and there are all thease gods fighting over who gets to talk, an so I desided to practace the trick shuffle andy taught me on the way over (and remind me andy next time we go back, not to go by boat, I was so sea sick, I'm suppried I'm not still green now)

anyway jack seems intrested in magic and so I preform the "your card is in your pocket all allong trick" to which he has no idea how I did it, however he offerd to teach me to play poker, yes the hottest guy in the year is teaching me poker, my heart is fluttering just thinking about it (no andy, don't worry your still welcome to live with me, and no andy I'm not planing on marrying then, well not yet at least, though that would be awesome, I'd have his babys every week, o shut up andy we all know how many rabbits you got pregenant don't we, and don't give your 'ajusting to the sex drive' excuesse just be lucky I've not got you castrated)

Anyway so eventally this elephant guy, gannesh or something, says some big welcome thing (acording to andy he is an ace magician to, though he also says gannesh rides around on a mouse, andy he is blinking elephant man, the mouse would need to be the size of a shire horse) and then tells us all to head to our dorms on our own

turns out I'm on my own as Aunwn left earlyer so I've got to find my own way there, and well I don't know anyone, and the girls I met, well there nice but we have nothing in common

so bacicly I'm typing this cos I've got nothing else to do, hang on I've got jack number (no andy I'm not asking him out, A I've only known him a day and B thats the mans job, I'll just have to flert with him like crazy and hope he likes me) might ring him and see if he is settling in, anyway better get ready for bed (yes andy that mean you two, and no oggling me, you know the rules your going under the bed while I change)

night blog readers be back soon